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If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.
Comeback: At least I'm not yours.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
I'd slap you but shit splatters.
Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.
Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.
To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
Sorry , I don't speak dog!
I got 99 problems, but bitch you ain't one.
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