Bitch Insults

18 days ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
81
26 days ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
14
29 days ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
14
1 month ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
18
1 month ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
29
1 month ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
65
1 month ago
Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?
21
1 month ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
57
1 month ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
86
1 month ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
82
1 month ago
Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
107
1 month ago
The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-93
3 months ago
If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
93
3 months ago
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
30
4 months ago
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
290
4 months ago
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
90
4 months ago
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
47
5 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
74
5 months ago
Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
301
5 months ago
I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
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