Bitch Insults

5 days ago
You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
1
4 months ago
If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
78
5 months ago
Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
109
6 months ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
499
6 months ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
69
7 months ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
93
7 months ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
62
7 months ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
111
7 months ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
277
7 months ago
Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?
103
7 months ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
315
7 months ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
365
7 months ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
306
7 months ago
Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
322
7 months ago
The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-283
9 months ago
If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
191
9 months ago
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
61
10 months ago
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
509
10 months ago
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
164
10 months ago
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
89