Bitch Insults

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    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
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    If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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    What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
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    Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
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    Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
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    Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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    If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
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    Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
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    If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
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    Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.
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    Insult: Bitch!
    Comeback: At least I'm not yours.
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    You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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    I'd slap you but shit splatters.
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    Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
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    Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
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    I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
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    I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
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    I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
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    You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
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    If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
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    Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
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    You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
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    If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
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    Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
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    Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
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    If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.
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    Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.
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    To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
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    Sorry , I don't speak dog!
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    I got 99 problems, but bitch you ain't one.
There are 30 Bitch Insults and Bitch Comebacks in the database.
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