Bitch Insults

9 months ago
You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
99
1 year ago
If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
141
1 year ago
Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
176
1 year ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
665
1 year ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
101
1 year ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
115
1 year ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
55
1 year ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
172
1 year ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
439
1 year ago
Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?
147
1 year ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
482
1 year ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
468
1 year ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
387
1 year ago
Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
380
1 year ago
The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-321
1 year ago
If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
224
1 year ago
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
109
1 year ago
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
625
1 year ago
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
221
1 year ago
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
110