Bitch Insults

1 day ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
2 days ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
3 days ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
4 days ago
Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?
5 days ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
7 days ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
11 days ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
21 days ago
Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
23 days ago
The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
2 months ago
If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
2 months ago
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
3 months ago
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
3 months ago
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
3 months ago
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
4 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
4 months ago
Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
4 months ago
I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
4 months ago
A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
4 months ago
I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
6 months ago
Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.