Boy Insults

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    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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    Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
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    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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    My other ride is your mom.
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    You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
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    He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
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    He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
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    He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
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    Girl:You suck.
    Comeback: That reminds me we've got an appointment tomorrow at 5 o'clock, don't be late.
There are 9 Boy Insults and Boy Comebacks in the database.
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