Boyfriend Insults
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70I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! -
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70Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
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84You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
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29Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
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34Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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26He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
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29I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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14Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
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32He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
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41He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
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