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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
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