Brain Insults

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    Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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    Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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    Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
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    He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.
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    Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
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    If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
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    If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
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    9.
    Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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    Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
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    I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
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    You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
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    If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
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    Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
There are 14 Brain Insults and Brain Comebacks in the database.
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