Breast Insults

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    1.
    Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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    I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
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    3.
    Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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    Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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    If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
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    If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
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    I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
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    Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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    Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
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    You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
There are 10 Breast Insults and Breast Comebacks in the database.
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