Cheeky Insults

9 months ago
Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
1 year ago
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
1 year ago
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
1 year ago
You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
1 year ago
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
1 year ago
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
1 year ago
Is that your face or is today Halloween?
1 year ago
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
1 year ago
Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
1 year ago
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
1 year ago
Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.
1 year ago
Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
2 years ago
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
2 years ago
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
2 years ago
I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
2 years ago
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
2 years ago
Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
2 years ago
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
2 years ago
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
2 years ago
When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.