Cheeky Insults
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488You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you. -
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322If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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135You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
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131Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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254You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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327There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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212You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
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143Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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162Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
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165At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
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33Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
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145You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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29When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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19I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
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67Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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70Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
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40You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
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16You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.
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30Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK. -
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78I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
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44Insult: Why are you so stupid?
Comeback: Because I'm related to you! -
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31That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
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29I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
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17I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
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16You're the reason god created double doors!
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4Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
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24Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
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15Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
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12If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
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20Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
There are 30 Cheeky Insults and Cheeky Comebacks in the database.