Cheeky Insults

4 months ago
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
32
1 year ago
Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
11
1 year ago
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
116
1 year ago
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
42
1 year ago
You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
10
1 year ago
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
14
1 year ago
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
27
1 year ago
Is that your face or is today Halloween?
24
1 year ago
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
89
2 years ago
Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
46
2 years ago
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
14
2 years ago
Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.
-84
2 years ago
Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
11
2 years ago
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
102
2 years ago
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
46
2 years ago
I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
77
2 years ago
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
32
2 years ago
Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
-2
2 years ago
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
1
2 years ago
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
14