Cheeky Insults

6 months ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
102
6 months ago
Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
416
6 months ago
The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
70
11 months ago
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
68
1 year ago
Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
23
2 years ago
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
248
2 years ago
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
72
2 years ago
You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
3
2 years ago
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
16
2 years ago
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
42
2 years ago
Is that your face or is today Halloween?
25
2 years ago
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
104
2 years ago
Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
66
2 years ago
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
23
2 years ago
Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.
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2 years ago
Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
8
3 years ago
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
125
3 years ago
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
72
3 years ago
I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
92
3 years ago
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
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