You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
Insult: Why are you so stupid?
Comeback: Because I'm related to you!
I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
You're the reason god created double doors!
Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
There are 30 Cheeky Insults and Cheeky Comebacks in the database.