Cheeky Insults
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417You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you. -
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270If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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106You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
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218You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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291There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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105Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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180You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
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112Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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144At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
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125Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
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21Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
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120You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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20When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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61Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
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57Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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16I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
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35You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
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13You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.
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68I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
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26Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK. -
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32Insult: Why are you so stupid?
Comeback: Because I'm related to you! -
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16I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
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12You're the reason god created double doors!
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48There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!
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8Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
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14Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit. -
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10I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
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11If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
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30I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
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11I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
There are 30 Cheeky Insults and Cheeky Comebacks in the database.