Cheeky Insults

7 months ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
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7 months ago
Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
432
7 months ago
The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
73
1 year ago
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
70
1 year ago
Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
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2 years ago
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
250
2 years ago
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
72
2 years ago
You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
1
2 years ago
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
17
2 years ago
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
41
2 years ago
Is that your face or is today Halloween?
25
2 years ago
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
105
2 years ago
Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
67
2 years ago
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
23
2 years ago
Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.
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2 years ago
Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
8
3 years ago
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
125
3 years ago
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
75
3 years ago
I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
91
3 years ago
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
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