Chest Insults

  • 508
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    1.
    I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
  • 471
    134
    2.
    Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
  • 443
    113
    3.
    If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
  • 343
    80
    4.
    If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
  • 286
    92
    5.
    I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
  • 197
    67
    6.
    Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
  • 164
    94
    7.
    Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
  • 66
    21
    8.
    You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
  • 150
    123
    9.
    You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
  • 34
    18
    10.
    I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
There are 10 Chest Insults and Chest Comebacks in the database.
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