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Clothes Insults

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    You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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    Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
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    Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.
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    You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
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