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Cocky Insults

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    You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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    I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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    I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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    I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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