Comeback Insults

2 months ago
You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
8 months ago
You should donate blood. All of it!
10 months ago
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
1 year ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
1 year ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
1 year ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
1 year ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
1 year ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
1 year ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
1 year ago
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
1 year ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
1 year ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
1 year ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
1 year ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
1 year ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
1 year ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
1 year ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
1 year ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
1 year ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
1 year ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.