Comeback Insults
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416Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom. -
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570I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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448Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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486You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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453You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
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473Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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155You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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168I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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249My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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461I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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146Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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231Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
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387Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
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320Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.
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338I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
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168You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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305If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
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99Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
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322If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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151I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
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293Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
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308Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
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99If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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314God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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358You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
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32Insult: FAIL!
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story. -
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332I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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340If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
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344I've been called worse by better.
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80I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
There are 30 Comeback Insults and Comeback Comebacks in the database.