Comeback Insults

3 months ago
You should donate blood. All of it!
19
5 months ago
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
118
9 months ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
305
10 months ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
357
10 months ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-224
11 months ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
489
12 months ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
604
12 months ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
-681
12 months ago
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
135
12 months ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
281
12 months ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
574
1 year ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
447
1 year ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
89
1 year ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
-499
1 year ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
123
1 year ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
156
1 year ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
69
1 year ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
106
1 year ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
420
1 year ago
I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
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