Comeback Insults

18 days ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
82
19 days ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
-62
21 days ago
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
12
21 days ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
42
22 days ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
86
26 days ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
63
27 days ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
14
29 days ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
10
29 days ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
14
1 month ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
21
1 month ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
18
1 month ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
9
1 month ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
57
1 month ago
I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
82
1 month ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
86
1 month ago
Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
109
1 month ago
I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."
86
1 month ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
83
1 month ago
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
26
1 month ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
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