Comeback Insults

2 days ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
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5 days ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
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6 days ago
Person: What are you looking at?
Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.
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7 days ago
Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.
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12 days ago
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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14 days ago
I can't understand you with all the shit coming out of your mouth.
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14 days ago
If you have a problem with me, please kindly write it on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and put it in your ass.
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1 month ago
I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
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1 month ago
Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
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2 months ago
Bully: Give me your money!
Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.
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2 months ago
Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.
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2 months ago
I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
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2 months ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
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2 months ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
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2 months ago
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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2 months ago
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
80
2 months ago
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?
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2 months ago
I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
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3 months ago
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
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3 months ago
And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
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