Comeback Insults

4 days ago
If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
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1 month ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
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1 month ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
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1 month ago
Person: What are you looking at?
Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.
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1 month ago
Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.
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1 month ago
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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1 month ago
I can't understand you with all the shit coming out of your mouth.
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1 month ago
If you have a problem with me, please kindly write it on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and put it in your ass.
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2 months ago
I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
102
3 months ago
Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
124
3 months ago
Bully: Give me your money!
Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.
139
3 months ago
Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.
231
3 months ago
I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
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3 months ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
12
3 months ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
22
3 months ago
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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4 months ago
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
124
4 months ago
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?
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4 months ago
I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
139
5 months ago
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
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