Comeback Insults

7 hours ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become on instead?
7 hours ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
1 day ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
4 days ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
4 days ago
I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
6 days ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
8 days ago
Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
9 days ago
I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."
10 days ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
15 days ago
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
18 days ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
19 days ago
Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
21 days ago
The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
22 days ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
22 days ago
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.
24 days ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
1 month ago
Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
1 month ago
Oh, what was that? I couldn't hear you with all your shit clogging up my ear!
1 month ago
Quick, check your face! I just found your nose in my business.
1 month ago
You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up.