Comeback Insults

3 days ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
7
1 month ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
79
1 month ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-56
1 month ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
203
2 months ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
322
2 months ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
-304
2 months ago
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
58
2 months ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
111
2 months ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
292
2 months ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
221
2 months ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
49
3 months ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
-204
3 months ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
47
3 months ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
76
3 months ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
49
3 months ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
50
3 months ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
183
3 months ago
I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
200
3 months ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
224
3 months ago
Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
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