Comeback Insults

9 days ago
I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
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24 days ago
Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
42
1 month ago
Bully: Give me your money!
Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.
51
1 month ago
Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.
107
1 month ago
I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
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1 month ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
8
1 month ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
16
1 month ago
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
5
1 month ago
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
52
1 month ago
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?
61
1 month ago
I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
57
2 months ago
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
106
2 months ago
And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
17
3 months ago
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
32
3 months ago
Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
4
3 months ago
I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
36
3 months ago
If you have ever been to a zoo, you obviously have not seen the animal you are...
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4 months ago
Person: Haven't I seen you some place before?
You: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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4 months ago
If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
8
4 months ago
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
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