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Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
I've been called worse by better.
I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
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