Computer Insults

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    You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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    You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
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    You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
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    You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
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    You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
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    This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
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    The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
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    You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
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    You're not important - you're just an NPC!
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    Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
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    Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
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    You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
There are 12 Computer Insults and Computer Comebacks in the database.
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