Condom Insults
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416Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom. -
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451You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
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145Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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109I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
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94You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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26Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom. -
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75You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
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31You're the reason God created Birth Control.
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15At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
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46Insult: You fail!
Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed! -
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There are 10 Condom Insults and Condom Comebacks in the database.