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Dad Insults

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    1.
    Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
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    2.
    How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
  • 113
    67
    3.
    You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.
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    84
    4.
    Are your parents siblings?
  • 42
    20
    5.
    Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
  • 23
    10
    6.
    You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
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    7
    7.
    I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
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    7
    8.
    Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.
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    24
    9.
    Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
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    25
    10.
    You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.
There are 10 Dad Insults and Dad Comebacks in the database.
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