Dick Insults

1 month ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
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2 months ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
257
3 months ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
88
4 months ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
388
5 months ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
83
7 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
398
7 months ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
251
1 year ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
16
1 year ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
25
1 year ago
My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.
87
1 year ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
13
2 years ago
You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.
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2 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick.
Comeback: Get one first!
200
2 years ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
109
2 years ago
You're the dick you'll never have.
99
3 years ago
Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
49
3 years ago
Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
146
3 years ago
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
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3 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
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3 years ago
Me: Why do you have no dick.
You: I do.
Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.
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