Dick Insults

9 days ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
-1
5 months ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
273
5 months ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
384
7 months ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
113
8 months ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
471
9 months ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
115
10 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
459
10 months ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
283
1 year ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
16
1 year ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
30
1 year ago
My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.
105
1 year ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
18
2 years ago
You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.
280
2 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick.
Comeback: Get one first!
234
2 years ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
131
2 years ago
You're the dick you'll never have.
112
3 years ago
Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
56
3 years ago
Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
157
3 years ago
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
365
3 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
296