Dick Insults

2 months ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
4 months ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
6 months ago
My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.
9 months ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
1 year ago
You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.
1 year ago
Insult: Suck my dick.
Comeback: Get one first!
1 year ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
1 year ago
You're the dick you'll never have.
2 years ago
Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
2 years ago
Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
2 years ago
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
2 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
3 years ago
Me: Why do you have no dick.
You: I do.
Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.
3 years ago
Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
3 years ago
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
3 years ago
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
3 years ago
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
3 years ago
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
3 years ago
You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest