Dick Insults

17 days ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
55
1 month ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
50
2 months ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
234
3 months ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
65
5 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
292
5 months ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
194
10 months ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
15
1 year ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
19
1 year ago
My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.
73
1 year ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
14
1 year ago
You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.
192
2 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick.
Comeback: Get one first!
152
2 years ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
97
2 years ago
You're the dick you'll never have.
91
3 years ago
Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
55
3 years ago
Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
135
3 years ago
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
322
3 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
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3 years ago
Me: Why do you have no dick.
You: I do.
Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.
87
3 years ago
Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
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