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    You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    Good Comeback added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    Rude Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
    Good Comeback added 7 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
    Good Comeback added 4 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Me: Why do you have no dick.
    You: I do.
    Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.
    Good Comeback added 10 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest
    Good Comeback added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Insult: You have no dick.
    Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
    Good Comeback added 3 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    Rude Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
    Good Comeback added 2 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    Rude Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
    Rude Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
There are 11 Dick Insults and Dick Comebacks in the database.
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