Dick Insults

9 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
126
1 year ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
416
1 year ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
567
1 year ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
192
1 year ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
617
1 year ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
209
1 year ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
549
1 year ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
329
2 years ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
24
2 years ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
41
2 years ago
My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.
120
2 years ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
23
3 years ago
You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.
336
3 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick.
Comeback: Get one first!
277
3 years ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
162
3 years ago
You're the dick you'll never have.
143
4 years ago
Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
65
4 years ago
Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
192
4 years ago
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
393
4 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
310