Dick Insults

13 days ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
39
16 days ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
33
5 months ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
5
8 months ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
7
9 months ago
My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.
46
1 year ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
9
1 year ago
You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.
98
1 year ago
Insult: Suck my dick.
Comeback: Get one first!
73
1 year ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
71
2 years ago
You're the dick you'll never have.
65
2 years ago
Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
43
2 years ago
Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
103
2 years ago
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
257
3 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
243
3 years ago
Me: Why do you have no dick.
You: I do.
Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.
84
3 years ago
Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
326
3 years ago
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
2694
3 years ago
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
-30
3 years ago
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
27
3 years ago
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
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