Dick Insults

8 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
110
1 year ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
402
1 year ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
546
1 year ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
182
1 year ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
597
1 year ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
193
1 year ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
537
1 year ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
324
1 year ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
19
2 years ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
36
2 years ago
My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.
116
2 years ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
20
3 years ago
You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.
325
3 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick.
Comeback: Get one first!
270
3 years ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
159
3 years ago
You're the dick you'll never have.
138
4 years ago
Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
64
4 years ago
Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
186
4 years ago
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
390
4 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
307