Dirty Insults
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193My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. -
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283If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
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119You are so poor that when you asked you'r mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
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136Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
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113You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
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84You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
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33The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
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17You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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89Insult: You're a PUSSY!
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. -
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53You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
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96You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.
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29Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
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74Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
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24Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard. -
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56Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.
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22I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
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7You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
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68Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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24Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
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5Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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57I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
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87I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.
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16Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
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124If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.
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16The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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19Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
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43You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
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149You're so dirty, you started the swine flu.
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