Dirty Insults

15 days ago
You should have been a blowjob.
21 days ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
28 days ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
1 month ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
1 month ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
1 month ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
1 month ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
1 month ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
1 month ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
2 months ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
3 months ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
5 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
6 months ago
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
8 months ago
You're not popular, your vagina is.
10 months ago
Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.
10 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
10 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
10 months ago
Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
1 year ago
What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
1 year ago
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.