Dirty Insults

12 days ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
14 days ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
21 days ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
21 days ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
1 month ago
You should have been a blowjob.
1 month ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
1 month ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
2 months ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
2 months ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
2 months ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
2 months ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
2 months ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
2 months ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
3 months ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
4 months ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
6 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
7 months ago
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
9 months ago
You're not popular, your vagina is.
11 months ago
Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.
11 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.