Dirty Insults

8 months ago
You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
86
9 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
129
9 months ago
Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
53
1 year ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
357
1 year ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-242
1 year ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
181
1 year ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
288
1 year ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
178
1 year ago
You should have been a blowjob.
-248
1 year ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-85
1 year ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
170
1 year ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
486
1 year ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
139
1 year ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
140
1 year ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
266
1 year ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
242
1 year ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
614
1 year ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
137
1 year ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-43
1 year ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
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