Dirty Insults

22 days ago
You're not popular, your vagina is.
3 months ago
Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.
3 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
3 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
3 months ago
Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
5 months ago
What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
11 months ago
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
1 year ago
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
1 year ago
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
1 year ago
Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
1 year ago
Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
1 year ago
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
2 years ago
What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
2 years ago
Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
2 years ago
You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
2 years ago
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
2 years ago
Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
2 years ago
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
2 years ago
Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
2 years ago
I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.