Dirty Insults

1 day ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
4
3 days ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
8
9 days ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
7
15 days ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
35
19 days ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
49
21 days ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
92
1 month ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
26
2 months ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-20
4 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
73
5 months ago
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
69
7 months ago
You're not popular, your vagina is.
39
9 months ago
Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.
-67
9 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
222
9 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
113
9 months ago
Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
3
11 months ago
What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
17
1 year ago
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
39
1 year ago
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
21
1 year ago
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
11
2 years ago
Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
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