Dirty Insults

7 days ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
11
1 month ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-15
2 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
50
4 months ago
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
57
5 months ago
You're not popular, your vagina is.
35
8 months ago
Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.
-51
8 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
157
8 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
81
8 months ago
Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
2
10 months ago
What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
10
1 year ago
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
32
1 year ago
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
18
1 year ago
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
7
2 years ago
Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
17
2 years ago
Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
18
2 years ago
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
14
2 years ago
What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
28
2 years ago
Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
59
2 years ago
You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
52
2 years ago
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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