Dirty Insults

6 days ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
2
6 days ago
Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
-4
4 months ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
203
5 months ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-190
5 months ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
122
5 months ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
189
5 months ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
98
6 months ago
You should have been a blowjob.
-148
6 months ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-13
7 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
94
7 months ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
316
7 months ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
93
7 months ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
96
7 months ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
218
7 months ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
159
7 months ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
470
8 months ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
83
9 months ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-23
11 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
182
1 year ago
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
143