Dirty Insults

5 months ago
You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
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5 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
80
5 months ago
Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
37
9 months ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
307
10 months ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-227
10 months ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
156
11 months ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
231
11 months ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
143
11 months ago
You should have been a blowjob.
-209
1 year ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-46
1 year ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
141
1 year ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
422
1 year ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
117
1 year ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
124
1 year ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
246
1 year ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
213
1 year ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
561
1 year ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
110
1 year ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-37
1 year ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
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