Dirty Insults

1 month ago
You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
1 month ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
1 month ago
Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
5 months ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
6 months ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
6 months ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
7 months ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
7 months ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
7 months ago
You should have been a blowjob.
8 months ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
8 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
8 months ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
8 months ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
8 months ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
8 months ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
9 months ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
9 months ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
10 months ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
10 months ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
1 year ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.