Dirty Insults

28 days ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-24
1 month ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
53
1 month ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
77
1 month ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
62
2 months ago
You should have been a blowjob.
-59
2 months ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
11
2 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
50
2 months ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
142
2 months ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
49
2 months ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
53
3 months ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
135
3 months ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
113
3 months ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
289
4 months ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
53
5 months ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-26
6 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
119
8 months ago
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
103
9 months ago
You're not popular, your vagina is.
53
11 months ago
Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.
-115
12 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
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