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Dog Insults

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    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
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    If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
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    Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
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    If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
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    I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
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    You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
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    You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
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    I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
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    Sorry , I don't speak dog!
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    Call you dog 'syndrome' so when he jumps up you shout "down syndrome!"
There are 10 Dog Insults and Dog Comebacks in the database.
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