Dog Insults

18 days ago
If I toss a stick, will you go away?
15
4 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
5
4 months ago
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
4
1 year ago
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
84
2 years ago
Sorry , I don't speak dog!
-5
2 years ago
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
27
2 years ago
If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
221
2 years ago
I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
65
3 years ago
If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
167
3 years ago
Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
136
3 years ago
You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
30
4 years ago
You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
41
4 years ago
If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
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