Dog Insults

7 months ago
If I toss a stick, will you go away?
129
11 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
45
11 months ago
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
22
2 years ago
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
96
3 years ago
Sorry , I don't speak dog!
-76
3 years ago
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
37
3 years ago
If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
250
3 years ago
I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
75
3 years ago
If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
171
4 years ago
Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
145
4 years ago
You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
35
5 years ago
You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
40
5 years ago
If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
939