Dog Insults
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259If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!! -
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77If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
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61Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
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22If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
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16I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
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15You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
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27You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
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7I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
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20Sorry , I don't speak dog!
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28Call you dog 'syndrome' so when he jumps up you shout "down syndrome!"
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