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Dog Insults

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    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
    Good Comeback added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    Casual Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
    Relationship Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
    Ugly Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    Casual Insult added 4 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    Ugly Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    Ugly Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    Mean Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Sorry , I don't speak dog!
    Good Comeback added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
There are 10 Dog Insults and Dog Comebacks in the database.
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