Dumbass Insults
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431Shock me, say something intelligent. -
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403I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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23Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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242God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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84How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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73You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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69Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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82Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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88God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
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103Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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99Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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71You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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77You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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118Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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34Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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75Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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57Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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60Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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37Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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35Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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52Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
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26Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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81If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
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28Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
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21You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
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32Insult: Why are you so stupid?
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35Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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18He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
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15Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
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41I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
There are 30 Dumbass Insults and Dumbass Comebacks in the database.