Elderly Insults
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82Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died. -
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52Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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56You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
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54Your so old your farts turn to dust.
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45Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
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28Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
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48You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
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15You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
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9You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
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16The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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24Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
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32Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
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129You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
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There are 13 Elderly Insults and Elderly Comebacks in the database.