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Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Your so old your farts turn to dust.
You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
You're so old, you've seen honey expire!
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
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