Elderly Insults
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97Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died. -
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69Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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62Your so old your farts turn to dust.
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64You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
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59Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
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34Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
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62You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
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24You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
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36You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
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1You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.
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8You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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8You're so old, you've seen honey expire!
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36The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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31Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
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38Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
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154You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
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