Evil Insults
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1. Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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2. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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3. Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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4. Roses ae red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happend to you!?
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5. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
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6. You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
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7. When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
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8. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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9. I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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10. I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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11. THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
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12. The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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13. You are so poor that when you asked you'r mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
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14. How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
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15. When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
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16. Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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17. You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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18. Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
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19. I'd slap you, but shit stains.
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20. You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
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21. If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
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22. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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23. I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
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24. Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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25. Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom. -
26. Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.
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27. I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
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28. What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
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29. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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30. FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
There are 30 Evil Insults and Evil Comebacks in the database.
