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Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
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