Face Insults

3 days ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
-5
29 days ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
16
29 days ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
2
2 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
31
2 months ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
11
2 months ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
20
5 months ago
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
2
6 months ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
6
7 months ago
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
19
8 months ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
13
9 months ago
Your face has horrible graphics.
3
11 months ago
Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
32
1 year ago
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
22
1 year ago
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
4
1 year ago
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
49
1 year ago
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
43
1 year ago
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
38
1 year ago
Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
27
1 year ago
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
76
1 year ago
I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
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