Face Insults
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155By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face. -
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120Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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132The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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115If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
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28You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
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52When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
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63Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.
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66You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
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67You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
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68Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
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30Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
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25Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
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18You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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31Why did the chicken cross the road?
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36You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
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15Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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8There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!
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81Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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30I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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17You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
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13If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
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13I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
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30You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
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13If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
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6Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
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30If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.
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10I might be scared of your face, but not you.
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10Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go. -
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20(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
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8If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
There are 30 Face Insults and Face Comebacks in the database.