Face Insults

2 months ago
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
3 months ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
4 months ago
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
5 months ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
6 months ago
Your face has horrible graphics.
8 months ago
Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
9 months ago
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
9 months ago
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
11 months ago
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
11 months ago
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
11 months ago
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
11 months ago
Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
11 months ago
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
1 year ago
I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
1 year ago
You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
1 year ago
Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?
1 year ago
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
1 year ago
If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
1 year ago
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
1 year ago
Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.