Face Insults

1 month ago
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
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1 month ago
What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
16
4 months ago
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
34
5 months ago
Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
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6 months ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
107
6 months ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
25
7 months ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
52
7 months ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
13
8 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
51
8 months ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
30
8 months ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
42
11 months ago
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
15
1 year ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
23
1 year ago
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
36
1 year ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
16
1 year ago
Your face has horrible graphics.
5
1 year ago
Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
48
1 year ago
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
34
1 year ago
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
6
1 year ago
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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