Face Insults

16 days ago
Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
-7
1 month ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
40
1 month ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
-3
2 months ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
18
2 months ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
0
3 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
34
3 months ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
12
3 months ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
21
6 months ago
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
2
7 months ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
11
8 months ago
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
23
9 months ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
15
10 months ago
Your face has horrible graphics.
1
1 year ago
Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
34
1 year ago
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
22
1 year ago
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
4
1 year ago
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
51
1 year ago
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
47
1 year ago
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
43
1 year ago
Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
27