Face Insults

7 days ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
13
12 days ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
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1 month ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
18
1 month ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
3
2 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
33
3 months ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
11
3 months ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
21
5 months ago
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
1
6 months ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
8
8 months ago
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
21
8 months ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
15
9 months ago
Your face has horrible graphics.
2
11 months ago
Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
32
1 year ago
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
22
1 year ago
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
4
1 year ago
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
51
1 year ago
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
44
1 year ago
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
40
1 year ago
Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
27
1 year ago
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
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