Face Insults
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127By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face. -
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104Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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106The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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93If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
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25You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
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42When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
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52You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
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59Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.
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60Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
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63You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
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22Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
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17Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
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26Why did the chicken cross the road?
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29You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
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26I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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7There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!
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15You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
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10Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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13I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
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29If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.
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13If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
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27You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
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11You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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68Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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11If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
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16(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
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7Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
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20I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
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26You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
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13Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.
There are 30 Face Insults and Face Comebacks in the database.