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By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.
You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.
I might be scared of your face, but not you.
Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
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