Face Insults

19 days ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
14
28 days ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
8
29 days ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
13
3 months ago
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
0
4 months ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
2
6 months ago
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
11
6 months ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
8
7 months ago
Your face has horrible graphics.
-1
9 months ago
Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
27
10 months ago
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
17
10 months ago
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
5
1 year ago
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
46
1 year ago
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
40
1 year ago
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
30
1 year ago
Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
23
1 year ago
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
70
1 year ago
I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
51
1 year ago
You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
7
1 year ago
Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?
23
1 year ago
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
11