Family Insults
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107Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. -
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28Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
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66You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
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60Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
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57How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
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45Insult: Why are you so stupid?
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129FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
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98Are your parents siblings?
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93Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
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26Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."
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41You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.
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95I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
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68Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.
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