Fart Insults

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    If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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    I fart to make you smell better.
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    Your so old your farts turn to dust.
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    Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
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    Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
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    You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
There are 6 Fart Insults and Fart Comebacks in the database.
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