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    If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I fart to make you smell better.
    Ugly Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your so old your farts turn to dust.
    Old People Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
    House Insult added 3 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
    Height Insult added 5 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
    Stupid Insult added 11 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
There are 6 Fart Insults and Fart Comebacks in the database.
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