Fat Insults
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142Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit. -
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116At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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338I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
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114I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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147You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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162Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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131Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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143Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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132You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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162Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
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160Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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36Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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110It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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59Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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62Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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113You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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66You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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84Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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66I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.
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54Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
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20Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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29When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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53When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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40You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
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53You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
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50You're so fat, you could sell shade!
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44Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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41Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
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65I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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44You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
There are 30 Fat Insults and Fat Comebacks in the database.