Female Insults

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    118
    1.
    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
  • 593
    133
    2.
    They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
  • 507
    99
    3.
    I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
  • 443
    113
    4.
    If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
  • 343
    80
    5.
    If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
  • 286
    92
    6.
    I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
  • 234
    84
    7.
    KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
  • 234
    84
    8.
    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  • 197
    67
    9.
    Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
  • 93
    22
    10.
    Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
  • 125
    81
    11.
    Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
  • 150
    123
    12.
    You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
  • 29
    7
    13.
    Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
  • 34
    18
    14.
    I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
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    25
    15.
    Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
There are 15 Female Insults and Female Comebacks in the database.
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