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At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
You're so fat, you could sell shade!
I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
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