Flab Insults
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116At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face. -
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338I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
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114I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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132You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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160Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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110It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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113You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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84Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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53You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
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50You're so fat, you could sell shade!
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65I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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26Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
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49You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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64You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
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64You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
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22Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
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17Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
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22Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links
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16Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
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