Flab Insults
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284I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight. -
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88At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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85I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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105You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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130Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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85It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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91You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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69Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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38You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
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38You're so fat, you could sell shade!
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52I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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22Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
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39You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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52You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
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54You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
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19Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
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14Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
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18Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links
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15Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
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