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Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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