Freak Insults
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602Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one. -
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116You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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117Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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58Roses ae red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happend to you!?
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135You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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23Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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127By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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258Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
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242God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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106You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
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287I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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84How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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129I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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218You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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241I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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167THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
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106The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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69Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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88God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
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22Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you. -
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94You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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87How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
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80You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
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71You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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52Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
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150Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
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60People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
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67You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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23If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
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60Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
There are 30 Freak Insults and Freak Comebacks in the database.