Funny Insults

13 days ago
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
17 days ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
19 days ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
26 days ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
27 days ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
1 month ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
1 month ago
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
1 month ago
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
1 month ago
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.
1 month ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
2 months ago
Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
2 months ago
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
3 months ago
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
3 months ago
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
4 months ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
5 months ago
Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
6 months ago
Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
6 months ago
I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
6 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
6 months ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.