Funny Insults

15 days ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
32
1 month ago
Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
-1
2 months ago
Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
95
2 months ago
I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
49
2 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
33
2 months ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
14
3 months ago
Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
20
3 months ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
-15
4 months ago
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
182
4 months ago
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
57
5 months ago
You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
3
5 months ago
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
13
5 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
21
6 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
110
6 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
58
7 months ago
You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
0
8 months ago
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
39
8 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
57
8 months ago
You have your head so far up your ass, you can chew your food twice.
32
8 months ago
Yo momma’s so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.
0