Funny Insults

16 days ago
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
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23 days ago
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
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1 month ago
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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2 months ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
85
3 months ago
Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
2
3 months ago
Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
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4 months ago
I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
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4 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
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4 months ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
10
4 months ago
Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
27
5 months ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
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5 months ago
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
235
6 months ago
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
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6 months ago
You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
8
7 months ago
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
20
7 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
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8 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
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8 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
79
8 months ago
You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
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9 months ago
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
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