Funny Insults
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570I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. -
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453You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
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168I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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249My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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116At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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122Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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99Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
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153By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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114I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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322If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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151I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
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82I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
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314God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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99If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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162Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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135You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
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310What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
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116How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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163Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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254You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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118Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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118God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
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121Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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115You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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212You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
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134I fart to make you smell better.
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143Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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126Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
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162Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
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165At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
There are 30 Funny Insults and Funny Comebacks in the database.