Funny Insults

20 hours ago
Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
7 days ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
23 days ago
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
1 month ago
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
1 month ago
You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
2 months ago
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
2 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
3 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
3 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
3 months ago
You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
4 months ago
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
5 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
5 months ago
You have your head so far up your ass, you can chew your food twice.
5 months ago
Yo momma’s so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.
5 months ago
What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
5 months ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
5 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!
5 months ago
Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
5 months ago
Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
5 months ago
Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.