Funny Insults
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498I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. -
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391You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you you might as well dress like one!
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129I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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193My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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88At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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98Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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127By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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270If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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85I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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70Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
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70I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
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117I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
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242God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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124Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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70If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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106You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
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254What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
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84How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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140Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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218You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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104Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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88God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
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94You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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180You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
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116I fart to make you smell better.
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112Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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99Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
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144At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
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90Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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125Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
There are 30 Funny Insults and Funny Comebacks in the database.