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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
I fart to make you smell better.
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
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