Funny Insults

21 days ago
Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
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1 month ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
80
1 month ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
63
2 months ago
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
55
2 months ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
-240
2 months ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
90
2 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
50
2 months ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
-158
2 months ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
146
3 months ago
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
45
3 months ago
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
41
3 months ago
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.
224
3 months ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
296
3 months ago
Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
20
4 months ago
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
33
4 months ago
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
35
5 months ago
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
-19
6 months ago
Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
217
7 months ago
Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
0
7 months ago
Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
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