Girl Insults
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259If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!! -
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306You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
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140Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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104Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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115They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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83I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
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90Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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112Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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95If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
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49Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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29Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
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69If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
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43Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
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83I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
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17You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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74Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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72KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
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61Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
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57Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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13She spread a rumor about me?
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34Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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43If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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29She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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44Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
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81Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
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14You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.
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68Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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101You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
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11I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
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7Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
There are 30 Girl Insults and Girl Comebacks in the database.