Girl Insults
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305If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!! -
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358You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
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163Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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118Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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132They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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99I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
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119Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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133Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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41Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
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112If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
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69Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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80If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
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27You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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52Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
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92I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
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84KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
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84Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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25She spread a rumor about me?
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67Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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70Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
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43Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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56If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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59Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
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41She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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18You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.
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94Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
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31That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
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4Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
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81Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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23I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
There are 30 Girl Insults and Girl Comebacks in the database.