affiliate marketing Girl Insults
If you're looking for more
, there's also a
If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
She spread a rumor about me?
Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
There are 30
Girl Insults and Girl Comebacks in the database.