Girlfriend Insults
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52Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus. -
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38Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you. -
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70Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
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43Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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17Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
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6Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
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35I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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