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    Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    Relationship Insult added 10 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Garbage is dumped,
    And so are you.
    Relationship Insult added 11 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
    Relationship Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
    Relationship Insult added 7 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    Relationship Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
    Relationship Insult added 1 month ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
There are 6 Girlfriend Insults and Girlfriend Comebacks in the database.
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