God Insults

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    You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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    God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
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    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
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    You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
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    Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
There are 6 God Insults and God Comebacks in the database.
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