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    I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
    Good Comeback added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    Mean Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    Rude Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
    Yo Momma Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're the reason God created the middle finger.
    Rude Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
    Ugly Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
    Good Comeback added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
    Good Comeback added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    Mean Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    Fat Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    Yo Momma Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    Ugly Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Insult: FAIL!
    Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
    Good Comeback added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    Girl Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    Mean Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    Good Comeback added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
    Good Comeback added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
    Mean Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Insult: You're jealous!
    Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
    Good Comeback added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
    Rude Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
    Girl Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
    Ugly Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
    Ugly Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    Yo Momma Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I fart to make you smell better.
    Ugly Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
    Ugly Insult added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
There are 30 Good Insults and Good Comebacks in the database.
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