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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
I fart to make you smell better.
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
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