Guy Insults
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450Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. -
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91Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
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110You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
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98Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
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43He has bigger tits than his mom
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43Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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102My other ride is your mom.
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146You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
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35He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
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63You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
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41He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
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73Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
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54He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
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