Hair Insults

8 months ago
Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
9 months ago
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
1 year ago
Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
2 years ago
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
2 years ago
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
3 years ago
Wonder how your hair gets blood supply.
3 years ago
The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?
3 years ago
Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
3 years ago
What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
3 years ago
A gingers favourite picture... Black and white
4 years ago
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
4 years ago
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
4 years ago
Someone get water! His hair is on fire!
4 years ago
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
4 years ago
What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
4 years ago
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
4 years ago
At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.
4 years ago
Oh no, a ginger! RED ALERT!!!
4 years ago
Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.
4 years ago
Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?