Hair Insults

11 months ago
Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
11 months ago
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
1 year ago
Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
2 years ago
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
3 years ago
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
3 years ago
Wonder how your hair gets blood supply.
3 years ago
The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?
4 years ago
Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
4 years ago
What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
4 years ago
A gingers favourite picture... Black and white
4 years ago
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
4 years ago
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
4 years ago
Someone get water! His hair is on fire!
4 years ago
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
4 years ago
What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
4 years ago
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
4 years ago
At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.
4 years ago
Oh no, a ginger! RED ALERT!!!
4 years ago
Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.
4 years ago
Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?