Hair Insults
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144At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey. -
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63You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
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79What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
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42Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
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35You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
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138Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.
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121What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
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42You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
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65Do you do that with your hair everyday?
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115Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.
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47Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
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66You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
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118Oh no, a ginger! RED ALERT!!!
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61You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
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94A gingers favourite picture... Black and white
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115Someone get water! His hair is on fire!
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78Wonder how your hair gets blood supply.
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87Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
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80The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?
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106At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.
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141Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?
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