Harsh Insults

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    My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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    Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
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    Insult: You smell.
    Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
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    Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
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    You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
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    I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
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    Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
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    Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
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    You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
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    Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
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    You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.
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    I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
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    How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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    Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
There are 15 Harsh Insults and Harsh Comebacks in the database.
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