Harsh Insults

2 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
2 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
2 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
3 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
3 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
3 months ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
3 months ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
4 months ago
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
5 months ago
Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
5 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
5 months ago
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
8 months ago
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
8 months ago
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
9 months ago
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
11 months ago
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
11 months ago
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
1 year ago
I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
1 year ago
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
1 year ago
I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
1 year ago
Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.