Harsh Insults

16 days ago
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
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3 months ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
59
3 months ago
I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
126
4 months ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
48
7 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
23
7 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
11
7 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
46
8 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
13
8 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
17
8 months ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
-36
8 months ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
19
9 months ago
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
36
9 months ago
Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
-9
10 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
71
10 months ago
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
10
1 year ago
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
77
1 year ago
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
42
1 year ago
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
5
1 year ago
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
38
1 year ago
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
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