Harsh Insults

12 days ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
1 month ago
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.
2 months ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
3 months ago
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
6 months ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
6 months ago
I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
7 months ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
10 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
11 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
11 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
11 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
11 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
12 months ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
12 months ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
1 year ago
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
1 year ago
Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
1 year ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
1 year ago
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
1 year ago
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
1 year ago
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.