Harsh Insults

29 days ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
52
1 month ago
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.
128
2 months ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
157
4 months ago
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
-15
7 months ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
118
7 months ago
I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
243
8 months ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
104
11 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
55
11 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
47
11 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
126
12 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
50
1 year ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
29
1 year ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
-63
1 year ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
34
1 year ago
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
46
1 year ago
Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
-13
1 year ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
119
1 year ago
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
10
1 year ago
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
109
1 year ago
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
60