Harsh Insults

16 days ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
20 days ago
I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
1 month ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
4 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
5 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
5 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
5 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
5 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
5 months ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
6 months ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
6 months ago
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
7 months ago
Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
7 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
8 months ago
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
10 months ago
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
10 months ago
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
11 months ago
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
1 year ago
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
1 year ago
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
1 year ago
I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.