Hate Insults

4 months ago
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
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8 months ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
21
11 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
48
12 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
131
1 year ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
123
1 year ago
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
67
1 year ago
I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
95
3 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
-100
4 years ago
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
-70
4 years ago
Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
-130
5 years ago
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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