Hate Insults

5 months ago
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
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9 months ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
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1 year ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
44
1 year ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
144
1 year ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
136
1 year ago
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
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1 year ago
I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
107
3 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
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4 years ago
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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4 years ago
Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
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5 years ago
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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