Head Insults

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    1.
    You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
  • 56
    23
    2.
    You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
  • 18
    9
    3.
    You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
  • 10
    2
    4.
    What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
  • 15
    13
    5.
    Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
  • 15
    14
    6.
    Your proctologist called. They've found your head.
  • 26
    31
    7.
    You: First one to the MOON!
    *Touches the Bald guy*
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    8.
    You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
There are 8 Head Insults and Head Comebacks in the database.
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