Height Insults

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  • 360
    88
    1.
    You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
  • 245
    83
    2.
    You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
  • 192
    36
    3.
    If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
  • 188
    73
    4.
    You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
  • 179
    84
    5.
    You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
  • 57
    27
    6.
    You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
  • 95
    74
    7.
    Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
  • 88
    71
    8.
    You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
  • 16
    11
    9.
    Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.
  • 107
    104
    10.
    You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
  • 37
    64
    11.
    Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!
  • 85
    130
    12.
    You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
There are 12 Height Insults and Height Comebacks in the database.
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