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    Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
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    Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
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    Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
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    You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
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    You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
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    Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
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    Your house is so nasty, I saw the two guys from saw trapped there.
There are 7 House Insults and House Comebacks in the database.
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