Husband Insults

1 year ago
Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.
48
2 years ago
Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
18
2 years ago
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
117
2 years ago
I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
37
3 years ago
Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
-9
3 years ago
Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
21
3 years ago
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
-20
3 years ago
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
26
3 years ago
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
0
3 years ago
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
765
4 years ago
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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