Husband Insults
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82I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! -
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43Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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30I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
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6Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
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23Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
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35He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
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35I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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24Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
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41He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
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54He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
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30Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
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