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Idiot Insults

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    Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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    God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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    You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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    You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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    Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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    Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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    God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
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    Insult: You're jealous!
    Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
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    Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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    You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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    Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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    Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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    Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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    Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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    Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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    If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
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    You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
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    Insult: Why are you so stupid?
    Comeback: Because I'm related to you!
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    He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
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    I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
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    Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
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    Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
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    You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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    You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
There are 30 Idiot Insults and Idiot Comebacks in the database.
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