Idiot Insults
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32Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall. -
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314God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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254You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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35Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you. -
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118God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
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92You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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93Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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106Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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126Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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116Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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95You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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31Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
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138Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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42Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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84Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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71Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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39Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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57Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
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31Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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43Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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28You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
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44Insult: Why are you so stupid?
Comeback: Because I'm related to you! -
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94If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
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18Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
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24He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
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8You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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34Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
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19Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
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45I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
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29Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
There are 30 Idiot Insults and Idiot Comebacks in the database.