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Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
Insult: Why are you so stupid?
Comeback: Because I'm related to you!
If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
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