Idiot Insults
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17Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side! -
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4You're the dick you'll never have.
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10Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
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6Act your age, not your IQ.
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15You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
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3You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.
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8Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.
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20This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
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7Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
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6Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
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13You're like a showbag; full of shit.
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8And what are YOU? The poster boy for birth control?
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5You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
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4Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
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5Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!
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20If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
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10You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
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6The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
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3Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
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10You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
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2If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
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0So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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0Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
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16Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.
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61I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
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3Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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5Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
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15I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
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13You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
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13Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
There are 30 Idiot Insults and Idiot Comebacks in the database.