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Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
You're the dick you'll never have.
Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
Act your age, not your IQ.
You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.
Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.
This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
You're like a showbag; full of shit.
And what are YOU? The poster boy for birth control?
You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!
If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.
I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
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