Intelligence Insults
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433Shock me, say something intelligent. -
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406I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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73You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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83Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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103Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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71You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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77You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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118Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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96His teeth are brighter than he is.
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60Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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37Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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36Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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52Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
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43You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
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28Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
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21You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
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35Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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18He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
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12You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
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18Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
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8You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
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6Act your age, not your IQ.
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1Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'
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13If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
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34You're not optimized for life are you?
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25If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
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18You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
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24Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.
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28You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
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50Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
There are 30 Intelligence Insults and Intelligence Comebacks in the database.