Intelligence Insults
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489Shock me, say something intelligent. -
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455I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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91You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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104Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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125Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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87You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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94You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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112His teeth are brighter than he is.
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138Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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42Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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73Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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38Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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57Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
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28You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
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50You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
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34Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
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41Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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23He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
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29Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
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6Act your age, not your IQ.
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15You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
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6Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
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16You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.
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10You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
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6The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
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0So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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2If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
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2Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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4Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'
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16If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
There are 30 Intelligence Insults and Intelligence Comebacks in the database.