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Shock me, say something intelligent.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
His teeth are brighter than he is.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
Act your age, not your IQ.
You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.
You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
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