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Intelligent Insults

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    You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
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    2.
    Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
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    You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
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    I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
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    You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
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    The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
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    You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
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    8.
    You're not optimized for life are you?
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    9.
    You're not important - you're just an NPC!
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    10.
    If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
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    11.
    You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
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    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
There are 12 Intelligent Insults and Intelligent Comebacks in the database.
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