Intelligent Insults
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59You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives. -
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57Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
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63I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
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50You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
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55You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
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52The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
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5Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
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31You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
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36You're not optimized for life are you?
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24If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
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44You're not important - you're just an NPC!
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39You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
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44Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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