Life Insults

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    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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    Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.
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    Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.
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    Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
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    Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
There are 5 Life Insults and Life Comebacks in the database.
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