Marriage Insults
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13Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -
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29I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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25I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
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17Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
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25Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
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There are 5 Marriage Insults and Marriage Comebacks in the database.