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Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
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