Mean Insults
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351Insult: You're a fail.
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389Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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420You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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607Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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420Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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118You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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419I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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195My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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117Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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339Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
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98Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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166Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
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23Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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71Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
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244God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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71If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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114When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
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289I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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85How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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50I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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129I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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168THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
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115They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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106The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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80I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
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120You are so poor that when you asked you'r mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
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159I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
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88How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
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103Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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80You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
There are 30 Mean Insults and Mean Comebacks in the database.