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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.
Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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