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    Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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    You are so poor that when you asked you'r mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
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    Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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    You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
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    You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
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    Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
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    You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."
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    Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
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    Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!
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    You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
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    You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
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    You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
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    Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
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    You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!
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    If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
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    You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
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    Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
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    Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
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    Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
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    Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
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    Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
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    Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
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    Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
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    I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
There are 24 Money Insults and Money Comebacks in the database.
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