Mother Insults

1 month ago
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
38
1 month ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
-6
1 month ago
Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
-3
3 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
7
4 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
33
4 months ago
Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
5
4 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
6
4 months ago
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
1
4 months ago
Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
-2
5 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
2
5 months ago
Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
7
5 months ago
Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
1
5 months ago
I bet your mother has a loud bark.
1
6 months ago
Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
19
7 months ago
Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
4
9 months ago
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
34
9 months ago
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
23
10 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
0
1 year ago
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
21
1 year ago
Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
17