Mother Insults
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389Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. -
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420You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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339Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
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111Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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250Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
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75Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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125Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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286If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
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106Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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83Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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120You are so poor that when you asked you'r mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
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112Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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99Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
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100Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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83Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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86It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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30Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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52Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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114You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
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52Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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70Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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89Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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47I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.
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34Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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75Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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22Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
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11Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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52You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
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57Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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52Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
There are 30 Mother Insults and Mother Comebacks in the database.