Mother Insults

10 months ago
Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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10 months ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-224
11 months ago
Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
49
11 months ago
I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
63
12 months ago
Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?
53
1 year ago
Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
27
1 year ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
110
1 year ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
509
1 year ago
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
333
1 year ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
-99
1 year ago
Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
-11
1 year ago
Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
34
1 year ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
274
1 year ago
Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
22
1 year ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
51
1 year ago
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
9
1 year ago
Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
-5
1 year ago
Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
12
1 year ago
Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
46
1 year ago
Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
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