Mother Insults

1 month ago
Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
10
1 month ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
29
3 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
212
6 months ago
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
189
6 months ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
-37
6 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
-10
8 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
19
9 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
117
9 months ago
Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
13
9 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
26
9 months ago
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
2
9 months ago
Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
3
10 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
9
10 months ago
Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
27
10 months ago
Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
11
11 months ago
I bet your mother has a loud bark.
-11
11 months ago
Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
41
1 year ago
Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
-3
1 year ago
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
48
1 year ago
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
33