Mother Insults

You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.

Insult: Why are you so fat? Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?

I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.

Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, PornHub is down, Your mother's Facebook will do.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure

Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.