Mother Insults

26 days ago
Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
-24
1 month ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-40
2 months ago
Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
13
2 months ago
I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
21
2 months ago
Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?
32
4 months ago
Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
19
4 months ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
55
6 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
357
9 months ago
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
243
9 months ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
-62
9 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
-3
11 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
30
1 year ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
181
1 year ago
Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
18
1 year ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
28
1 year ago
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
8
1 year ago
Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
0
1 year ago
Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
11
1 year ago
Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
33
1 year ago
Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
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