Mother Insults

10 days ago
Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
8
18 days ago
I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
12
24 days ago
Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?
17
2 months ago
Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
13
2 months ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
38
4 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
250
7 months ago
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
205
7 months ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
-47
7 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
-8
9 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
23
10 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
136
10 months ago
Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
13
10 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
27
10 months ago
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
0
10 months ago
Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
-4
11 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
7
11 months ago
Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
27
11 months ago
Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
15
12 months ago
I bet your mother has a loud bark.
-21
1 year ago
Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
41