Nasty Insults
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389Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. -
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607Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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118You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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117Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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339Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
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58Roses ae red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happend to you!?
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261If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
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166Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
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71Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
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244God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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85How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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50I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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129I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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106The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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80I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
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159I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
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88How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
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103Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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80You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
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59Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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71You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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43I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
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52Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
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46What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
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34I'd slap you, but shit stains.
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27If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
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42When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
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52You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
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73KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
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23If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
There are 30 Nasty Insults and Nasty Comebacks in the database.