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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
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